orgasmic-humor:

Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”

(via donnacabonna)

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17 hours ago
Bae:Come over
Me:I'm in me mum's car
Bae:My parents aren't home
Me:Broom Broom
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1 day ago

mommy:

I’m not in the mood for anything but a nap tbh.

(via hi)

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1 day ago
middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

(via gnarly)

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1 day ago

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

(via queenlatifart)

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1 day ago

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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2 days ago

corpish:

when someone you don’t like grabs your arm.

(via lasagnababy)

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4 days ago

xast:

hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account

image

(Source: belfon, via pizza)

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4 days ago
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